Used to be you would take home a bar skank and roll the dice on VD.
Now you do it and you roll the dice on The D
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The saying go big or go home has a much different meaning. 
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Mac Jones, on the other hand. Ze’s getting laid.
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that guy’s almost as handsome as @Weaselpuppy
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what’s Red and has 7 little dents ? ( Snow Whites cherry.)
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Son: Dad what is the best form of birth control?
Dad: i don’t know
Son: Wedding cake.
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My dark Christian humor….
Jesus walks into a hotel, and goes to the hotel clerk with three nails in his hand and asks “can you put me up for the night?” ….
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So this is less a joke and more of a parody Or performance humor, and normally this guy takes different genres of music and turns it into Yacht Rock of which Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar On Me is the best but this one’s got some potential too
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Daaaang
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What’s worse than a dead cat on your piano?
A diseased beaver on your organ
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…and ugly
*except Annie
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That’s one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard
