low-key epic.
As a married man, I find this video hilarious.
https://x.com/akafaceUS/status/1924529235353616868
I saw that one last week…I knew it was coming on the den… Haha
Also Scottie earned those…
Caleb has painted his nails 3…maybe 4 wins haha and lost 15 easy
Man goes into a bar and orders a shot, quickly downs it and then repeats it several times. Finally the bartender says. “Hey buddy, if you don’t mind me asking what’s the occasion here?” So the guy answers, “Well, I got my first blow job today.” Bartender laughs and says, “Well that calls for a free one!”. Guy looks at him and says, “No thanks, if 6 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth I don’t think 7 will.”
Stereotype is that males do have a big knee….
not the left knee… or… the right knee….
but a big weenie… 
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Reminds me of a funny story.
I was at work and we all received a gift for “hospital week”.
We were given a pair of wireless ear buds.
One of my co-workers said… “these look weird” when she opened them.
I replied… “why is that?”
She said…. “they’re black…. they’re usually white”
I laughed… and replied… “Apple makes white ones… but everyone else makes ear buds in different colors”
a moment passed…. and I realized my opportunity.
I then responded….
“hey…. are those ear buds BIGGER than the Apple brand???”
Everyone… chuckled… except her…. and she looked at me with a clueless expression.
The best part is that my supervisor popped out from her office and says… “I’ve got the punch line”.
That joke reminds me of this one:
What do pools and women have in common?
They’re very costly for how much time ya spend in them.
I can’t tell if you’re being serious lol
They’re tall bc their knee grows…
Negros…
That is not even a joke. Straight facts. 
bro, imagine if your knees just kept getting longer
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say to clients as they leave?
Thanks for coming!
So, we go to visit my father-in-law in the nursing home and of course the bitch who is the mother of my wife starts complaining about the staff immediately. There is no doubt that staff members can hear her and those of you who saw my original post about this ■■■■■■■ whack job know that she’s already gotten him thrown out of the nursing home in the town we live in. Anyway, my youngest daughter is taking it in but she’s ready, she says, “You know grandma, they always pick on the pretty one’s.” In an instant she’s calmed, she says, “Well I suppose thats true”, and just like that … she’s calmed down. I was ready to go sit in the car, my daughter looked over to me and winked with a, “I got this”. look. She did.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
When I go I want to go just like Grandpa, in my sleep, not like those screaming bastards in the back seat.
Redneck’s last words….
“hold my beer… and watch this”
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
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Ken came in another box…. 