It’s time for the rest of NATO to do their share.
If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican
We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators
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My grandpa had fallen and cracked his head open at the nursing home, the nurse holding his head trying to stop the bleeding… His last words, “leave me alone, I’m fine” 
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How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an altar boy.
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Did you know that William Shatner once tried to start up his own lingerie company?
Unfortunately, Shatner Panties turned out to be a terrible choice for a brand name.
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Alternatively, you could have the alter boy fart in her lap
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@KarlKaliente for sure owns a pair! 
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The funny thing is Line will never even see this… He filters all content not tagged Lions. Lmao
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Jman tagged him, though.
He will see it.
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I’m not sure you see tags if filtered…hmmmmm 
You do, a-holes.
The @me did me in. LOL
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Great news!
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two Southern , Hillbilly boys had been working outside and got hot so they decided to walk down to this river , with a old wooden bridge across it. all of a sudden the youngest boy says “Whoo Boy!” that water’s cold !" …the second boy says “yeah and it’s deep to.”
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That’s no way to go through life.
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Your least favorite politician was taking a flight to Europe in a 747. About half way across the Atlantic the pilot addressed the cabin,”Ladies and Gentleman, we have unfortunately lost an engine. There is no cause for alarm but we will be landing an hour behind schedule”. The passengers grumble a little bit go back to what they were doing. 15 minutes later the captain’s voice crackles through again, “Ladies and gentlemen I need to inform you that we have lost another engine. The plane can fly on 2 engines but we will be landing 3 hours behind schedule.” This time the passengers were more annoyed and started calling their families to let them know about the delay. Then the captain addressed the cabin again, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve lost a 3rd engine. We have to fly very slow now and will be landing 6 hours behind schedule.” Your least favorite politician rolled their eyes and said “I hope we don’t lose the 4th engine, or we’ll be up here all night!”
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