Let me paint a picture for you:
You’re riding a horse as fast as you can go. There’s a zebra next to you, and a lion chasing behind you?
What do you do?
Think about it…
You get your drunk ass off the carousel.
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The Eucharist waft her
Or you wait til the gummies kick in and whoop @Tcmouse ass in a horse race! 
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I was thinking more like this… Haha
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All jokes aside…credit to you @Tcmouse for racing them. You got Dan Campbell level balls! At what age did you retire?
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Started in 1984 to1998 I was 37 when I stopped. DRC closed and my Dad was having some heath issues and I didn’t want to leave Michigan. So I went to work then bought my Aunts bar and grill.
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Sounds exactly like a big pharma medication name…
she might need 3 pills per day. Lol
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What’s the difference between a child and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
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Wife gave me one of those newfangled handjobs with Vaseline which I really enjoyed. The problem was the next 3 orgasms I had while trying to wash that crap off in the shower. That was less satisfying.
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Hey it could be worse…
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Sounds like a hard pill to swallow.
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A guy goes to his dentist and says, “Hey doc, my teeth are all yellow. What can I do?”
The doc says, “Wear a brown tie.”
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A great line from Rodney Dangerfield. Here’s another.
I went to see my doctor and my doctor told me I was going crazy. I told him if you don’t mind Doc I’d like a second opinion. My doctor responded “Alright, you’re ugly too.”
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