Offensive Tackles in the Draft

The Den
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https://x.com/cookchefceedee/status/2021314964321951819?s=46

Hey, @HSVLion . Can you do us boomers and boomers in waiting a favor and tell your peers to leave the looksmaxxing slang out of football and in particular draft coverage? Thanks.

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You assume those nerds are my friends. Lol.

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I actually don’t think those types have friends. Hope note at least.

To be fair to the tweet he’s likely mocking the whole absurdity. That influencer economy. Sheesh!

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I am very proud to announce that I have no idea what I’m looking at.

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It’s very, very stupid. Do want the Idiocracy is a documentary explanation?

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Ah, so like everything else in the world.

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Okay. So there is this influencer named Clavicular :man_shrugging: . He’s in the same sphere as the Fuentes and the groupers and the Tate Brothers and other oddly feminine, cosplay masculine types. He’s this handsome but obnoxious 19 year old. But it’s all over the top vanity stuff. He’s obviously had some work done and he takes all of these drugs and supplements for all of his body functions. Or at least that render results towards the vanity project that he’s turned his life into. He (and those like him) call the movement looksmaxxing. And it includes all of this ridiculous jargon and slang which he made up. For some godforsaken reason he’s relevant right now.

I assume that the CFB tweet is someone that finds it to be ridiculous and is therefore mocking it. Deservedly so.

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What. the. ■■■■

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Way TMI

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I had to purge my looksmaxxing knowledge like Annie Agar purges a ham sandwich. Apparently.

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This is but one of hundreds of ways that my JOMO life philosophy serves me well.

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Ooh nice, a double entendre. I mean, amongst this specific group of people

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You’re in good company. You might want to throw some McFlurry on your next Big Mac btw.

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Man I haven’t been to a McDonald’s in… 25 years? My wife goes sometimes for breakfast

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This is disappointing. Looks like body dysmorphic disorder.

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I haven’t eaten at a McDonalds for several years but my son gets his four nugget happy meal every Friday.

Edit: wait that’s not true. I have had BK there on road trips.

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I wonder how @Weaselpuppy is taking it.

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I’ll take it any way she is giving it.

But I’ll bring some sammiches.

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You’ve had Burger King at McDonalds?

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