The days of Jared Goff as a Detroit Lion QB are numbered-being he is 30

The activities are very different, but your fingers smell the same afterwards…

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Nooooo GRANNIES $$#%@@&!!

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200w

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Days numbered? Like 365 x 10 years? Like, 3,650 days?

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Technically, it’d be 3,652 days with 2 leap years in that span, but you’re late to the party by 1 day, so he’s looking at only 3,651 left.

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Goff is Top 5 in
Completion%
Adjusted Completion%
YAC/C
Success%
Passer Rating
On target %
And 20+ yard plays per game!

Top 10 in everything else
Excluding
Air Yards/ C
TD%
Drop%

Good luck beating that.

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hey Bols keep those grannies all to yourself, -please-

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No need to worry, they don’t leave Bols…

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Goff has had that old man game since he was drafted. I honestly think he still has another level.

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Bought today

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Get any Christen Harper cards?

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You got jokes huh?


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I’m impressed.

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Touchdown in my pants!
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Sounds like Stafford and he’s still in the game.

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My main concern with Goff is that he is now the oldest he had ever been and will be ever older when the season starts

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The qb’s that have 15+ year careers are almost always good at reading defenses and getting the ball out quick. Limiting hits and saving their body. How many scrambling out of the pocket, throw on the run qb’s have had long successful careers? Not many.

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That’s why I have never wanted a running QB.

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