Make me an offer 
Yes my phone is dying.
Yikes
You need to get an American phone.
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Did you fall in a vat of petroleum jelly?
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Gotta love those shitty Iphones
Did you clean the saskatoon berry pie filling off your lens?
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Haha I wish it was pie filling… phone still works but the lens is all scratched. Riding 4 wheelers with phone in pocket… bad idea.
Aaron Judge now has 31 homers and 82 rbi’s… dude is on pace for 60 dingers and 160 rbi’s
In other news offense is down around mlb…
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When you play all your home games on a little league field…
Only 14 of the 31 at home though
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Hmmm, I wouldn’t have thought that.
The guy does have mad power, though.
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Yea when he stays healthy… 60 bombs is very realistic. He hit 62 a couple years ago. Hate the Yanks but Soto and Judge back to back is deadly.
He has matched Bryce Harper’s 2nd MVP year. In June.
Yikes.
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Lol, I picked up Kiner-Falefa in my fantasy league yesterday. The guy is having a very good season with the bat, and is eligible at 4 different positions. Tons of value for a guy I picked up off the scrap pile.
Then…
He hurts his knee while stretching in the pre-game warmup, and ends up on the IL. I got zero games from him.
Baseball players are pussies.
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Haha welcome to my reality.
I heard Danny Jansen is out for the season after an STD from banging one of female janitors. It keeps getting worse.
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40 year old Votto to save the season… just what we need an injury prone 40 year old. I hit 2 homers in slow pitch last week, maybe I can help too
Snakes pouring a dozen on Berrios and Pearson.
I heard a awful trade idea of Bichette for Gavin Lux and 2 minor leaguers. Gotta hold and hope he turns it back on
They only lost by 11 runs… kept it pretty close.
The GM and President need to go asap…
This stat blew my mind…at the all star break the Jays have allowed the most home runs in baseball… they are a negative 47 on home runs allowed compared to homers hit. It’s a miracle they are only 8 games under .500
Crazy.
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Just heard on satellite radio MLB channel that during vlads interview he said he’s being talked to about an extension and that the team will be resetting not rebuilding so only expect the expiring contract guys to get traded