saw this online and was to good not to post. Happy 4th everyone .
Sep 1st…holy shit, I’m Aveon Cason
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Holy crap! I was such a dirtbag asshole until a few years ago!
I’m the waterboy for the Pack? F-ing kill me
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Not too shabby!
Oh that’s ■■■■■■■hilarious 
you poor bastard
I’m the Fn Waterboy for SF
It’s better than GB though
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ew, n-word, the steelers?
Wanna trade? I’m the water boy for the bears! 
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GM Lions - It’s about time!
I will lure Rex Ryan(DC) to Detroit using Victoria Secret foot models!
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Bench player for the Bengals. Just call me Joe Burrow.
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This is a scam to trick people into revealing their birthdays.
(No, I don’t like the job this algorithm gave me.)
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I knew @najacks was a scam artist.
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Franchise player for Denver. I think that means in Tim Tebow doesn’t it??
Pro bowler eagle. Im good and just won a SB not to long ago
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Role player for the Pats! So I declare the balls and carry Vrabels burner?
Not exactly. You play the role of “Dianna Russini”.
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Data harvesting thread.
I’m the lions, and an interesting position.