@snags - I’ve got some info that might change your mind.
I think you might be surprised by some of it but instead of putting it here. I think I’m going to start a Skyy Moore thread and get the discussion started.
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yep… he has been dropping that name for a while…
Brandon Cooks is the spicy tuna roll of the NFL.
You can get it anywhere, it’s never terrible but never even in the top 10 of whats on the menu. Its the best of the generic ass rolls on the cheap column of thr menu.
I’m looking for a Dragon Roll or Volcano roll level guy.
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Allen Robinson is Fugu.
Its tasty and exotic…is recommended, but could kill you.
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Dragon rolls!!! I am also very partial to rainbow rolls, because I like the variety of fish you get on top. And it looks pretty, like a rainbow:rainbow:
It’s been too long since I’ve had sushi… that needs to be corrected.
Also, maybe a thread comparing players to our favorite foods would be fun. Not meant to be disrespectful in any way, but just like let’s say, Decker or Ragnow would be really good pizza - always consistent, solid, satisfying - although, not always healthy 
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Trey Flowers was a McDonalds ice cream machine
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We have an amazing sushi place across the street from our office in Lakeland.
If anyone comes there for Spring Training you need to hit
Scream’in Tuna fantastic menu.
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Oh my goodness… where I used to work there was a McDonald’s down the street, and I would occasionally go there to get lunch. During the summer especially, I would have these cravings for a milk shake, and every damn time I went there “milk shake machine is broken.”
That is probably the best analogy ever. Really good when available, not often available.
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You know, it’s moments like this where your genius really shines.
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I like this WR prospects as sushi angle. We should start a thread about it. I’m confident it would get unnecessarily long by draft day.
Jameson Williams is Blue Fin Nigiri but the Toro has fallen off the rice and on to the ebony stained Ash bar top
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Williams yes, Robinson no. Unless he gave us a hometown discount or something. I think he’s a good player. I think we add 2 WR’s from this deep class, get Cephus back, maybe even Raymond on a cheap deal as he knows the offense and can make some plays. Get a taller X and a smaller more explosive guy to add to St. Brown inside and we can be fine. Reynolds mans the other outside spot. I think Cephus can be a big slot or outside. I’d rather put the money elsewhere, like locking down Walker. Walker Williams and no beans used? Yes please.
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I’m grateful for McDonalds’ faulty ice cream equipment. Once a month a malfunctioning shake machine saves me from a night of Deranged Sugar Addled Kindergartner Syndrome.
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this sounds like a lyric from a hip hop song…
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The amount of dislike for Robinson on this board is laughable!!!
He would be a massive upgrade and wants to be here and that is important!
He’s not that old, and yes has had some injuries but he would be a great addition to a very weak WR group here…
I would love the signing!!!
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I’ve warmed up to A-Rob… the fact that his team just dumped Mack and Goldman, and pretended to commit to Dalton last year shows a exactly where things were. Lame duck coach, disgruntled players, no QB play….
I’m convinced 3 need 4 full time starters in free agency, and I expect either C Harris or T Walker to be one.
I would be offering Harris 3 years and 24M with 14M guaranteed over first 2… and T Walker 4 years and 28M with about 12M guaranteed the first 2…
If we sign both and A Rob along with M Williams then our needs and the draft strength will align perfectly…
Edge
LB
DT
- trade back into 2 for WR…
TE
I have no idea how legit this source is, and it came from Twitter… but anyway just thought I’d share.
I’d be ok with this IF we still draft a couple WRs and if Robinson’s deal is not for $20 mil a year or anything crazy.
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I consider the source by how many of the people I follow follow the person.
i.e.
- Adam Schefter 79
- Ian Rapaport 68
- Albert Breer 59
- Dave Birkett 50
- NFL Rumors 1
So I think I’d take the info with a grain of salt.
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NFL Rumors is generally shaky. A bunch of people intentionally don’t use them.
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