Heavily paraphrasing the joke from… somewhere. Maybe a standup special I watched.
My girlfriend called me in tears after seeing her doctor. The doctor said her huge boobs were causing spinal problems and that she needed a breast reduction. I don’t get why she thinks having smaller boobs is such a problem. I’m the one who’s going to have to find a new girlfriend.
Hilarious that he picks Kitchener as the town for the joke. So random. And Canadian.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she walks by a bathroom, the toilets flush.
I suppose he calls his prostrate his Almond Joy.
Oh Henry!
A young lady has been struggling to get a man to commit to her for a while… and would like to marry and start a family.
Despite trying several dating sites and apps… she has no luck.
She eventually decides to see a therapist that claims to help people identify what flaws may be holding them back.
His name is Dr. Chang… and he promotes non-traditional methods.
He also continues to have a thick accent in English.
When the young lady arrives to her appointment…
she walks in to his office, and Dr. Chang immediately starts to shout instructions.
He says… “take off all your crose!”
She struggles to understand his command….
and he repeats… “take off all your crose!”… gesturing to remove her dress.
She is hesitant… but eventually decides to trust him and complies.
Dr. Chang then commands… “get down of floor… on hands and knees!”
She pauses again… but he insists… “on hands and knees!”
She drops to the floor… and Dr. Chang barks…
“now craw cross floor over here!”…. “over here!!!”
The young lady tentatively makes her way across the room.
Dr. Chang moves to the opposite side of the room…
and instructs her….
“Now craw cross floor over here!”
She again follows his command….
and Dr. Chang proclaims…. “Oh no… it’s Ed Zachary disease!!!”
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The young lady looks upward… confused… and asks….
“What do you mean? What is Ed Zachary disease???”
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Dr. Change repeats…. “Ed Zachary disease!”
“Worst case I eva seen!!!”
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Young lady…. somewhat afraid… asks again… “what does that mean?”
Dr. Chang explains….
“Ed Zachary disease… yo’ face look Ed Zachary like yo’ ass!!!”
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So I went to the doctor for a prostate exam but got a little suspicious of the doctor. When I asked him where to put my boxers he said, “Over in the corner next to mine.”
I’ve known a few with fantastic asses…
You only wish their face looked that good.
Amen
This reminds me of the dude who was gonna beat @stephenboyd57 up and get the Den shut down.
That’s gotta be AI…dude is 400 pounds wearing a crop top:joy:
Bols send me some gummies
I laughed for 20 minutes after watching that.
I can’t believe that’s real…staged maybe. But not authentic. The guy is carrying a 200 pound keg…not quite a Canadian lady on Tinder but close
Yo mama so ugly that they faked a worldwide pandemic just so she’d put on a mask.
hit my wife with this
was 10/10
It lives!
Deer Crossing…
Lmao.
Wow…just wow.
