Yo mama so ugly that they faked a worldwide pandemic just so she’d put on a mask.
hit my wife with this
was 10/10
It lives!
Lmao.
Wow…just wow.
That one never gets old.
That one will keep the stoners occupied for a week.
We prefer to be called the THCbq community.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
What do you call a cow with 4 legs?
A Packers fans wife
But if you buy more marijuana online when you were stoned… You might actually have more marijuana.
It is known.
this one got me. rings so true
A man is driving down the highway, when a state trooper pulls a u-turn, flips on his lights, and initiates pursuit. The man sees the trooper in his review mirror, and begins to accelerate. The man has now topped out as fast as his car can go, and the trooper is right on his tail. Finally, the man gives up, pulls over to the side of the road, and shuts his car off. The trooper approaches the car, and orders the man to put down his window. The man complies, and the trooper asks, “What in the hell were you doing fleeing from me!” The man in tears replies, “My ex-wife left me three years ago for a state trooper. I thought you were trying to give her back.”