Back in 1884, Harelip Schultz and Grover “ Stropleather” McGillicuddy threw all 85 innings , each, of the 9 game “Dr. Wholesome T. Snakeoil Tonic “ East of Fort Wayne, North of Cincinnatti except no Irish World Series” between the Schenectady Rajahs and the Hagerstown Swamp Gigolos.
The Tigers could always go on a heater and cause trouble for someone. Maybe Hinch even cuts back on the tee ball players. You never know. Cleveland has no offense like ever. Why would anyone want to watch them?
Why is Jace Jung taking a critical at bat for the Tigers? Because he’s hitting 0.252 in AAA? That’s below Akil Baddoo and just barely above Ryan Kreidler. I don’t understand how anyone could do this. I really hope he gets fired.